Welcome, fellow wiki contributors! Today is no contest (BOOOOOOOOOO). Today is no poll (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO). Today is also not the return of Kaiju Death Battles (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). But today, I have a story for you.
Once upon a time, when I went around literally every page and grammar Nazi-d the hell out of everything (cause that's how I was last summer) I came to realization I was on MY 666TH EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I, not only scared of people saying I was Destoroyah or Satan (not really, just didn't want anything about Satan on my profile page. We know how sensitive this worlds internet users are) I went back to the main screen clicked on Anguirus's page, clicked edit (which you might have guessed) and deleted the first word, put it back, and saved my contribution. The end! No. That's just the start (despite the misleading title) I legit (Cuz I'm boss like dat) went around editing pages until I got to about 700 edits. (I just clicked on the random page button =3) Then, the next day, I did nothing =3 I was lazy and I wanted to play DBZ: Battle of Z. A few days later, we sold it and got that really long named one (I think I'm spelling this right: Budakai Tenkaieichi 3. WOW.) But that's not what we wanted, right? So any ways, I'm sure todays lesson is obvious! If potato equals onion, then edit a page before pickle kills you! Which means if you have 666 edits you may want to edit something really fast because there are a lot of really sensitive people in this world and like, they are like pretty sensitive over what they think like Bagan fans who think he is like the strongest thing and I just realized this the deepest thing I've ever wrote and or written and that like life is a beautiful thing and if you love something or have a dream that's good, so don't stop believing, and carry on because your a wayward user and your like cool, and know I'm referencing songs, and like if you are in the moment and your like about to achieve your goal, then like, have a dragon soul, and now I'm referencing Dragon Ball and songs and like this is so deep your probably crying your eyes out and I need to go to school soon. So bye.
(I am not sorry for writing that really long paragraph of deepness >:D)