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Everything Wrong With Godzilla: Domination in One Blog Post

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Everything Wrong With Godzilla: Domination! in One Blog Post.

Godzilla

  • Godzilla is green, but his dorsal plates are white and his atomic breath is blue. No Godzilla design has this combination.
  • THAT FOOT DURING HIS DROPKICK.
  • Godzilla's regeneration is not a power he has to activate; it's a passive ability.


Total Sins: 3

Rodan

  • Rodan fires fireballs, despite not being Gamera.
  • Rodan farts. Enough said.


Total Sins: 5

Mothra

  • Mothra Imago can spray webs, from her stinger area, no less.
  • Mothra's poison is purple, which is unlike any Mothra incarnation ever.
  • Mothra Larvae are referred to as "grubs".
  • Mothra Larvae are suicide bombers. Nevermind that Mothra Larvae simply can't self-destruct, but that's just plain wrong!


Total Sins: 9

King Ghidorah

  • Ghidorah's magnetic pull was never used as a weapon against monsters.
  • THAT DROP KICK IS SO CHEAP.
  • Ghidorah cannot fire magnetic beams.
  • Ghidorah's beams are not lighting; they are gravity beams. Big difference.
  • Ghidorah's Level 3 Rage is impossible to hit with. Yeah, sure, canon Ghidorah could likely attempt this, but he would at least score a hit with it!


Total Sins: 14

MechaGodzilla

  • Despite looking like MechaGodzilla 2, he fights like no MechaGodzilla in existence.
  • His punch has him shoot flames. No MechaGodzilla can do this.
  • His kick also shoots flames. Once again, no MechaGodzilla can do this.
  • HIS FACE DURING HIS JUMP KICK.
  • MechaGodzilla has a rocket punch. This is MechaGodzilla, not Mazinger Z.
  • MechaGodzilla cannot fire electrical bolts from his chest. At all.
  • MechaGodzilla does not have a steam release. DID THEY WATCH ANY OF THE MOVIES?!


Total Sins: 21

Megalon

  • Megalon barely looks like himself.
  • The sound that plays when he uses his drill.
  • His bomb looks more like a meteor than his actual bomb.
  • Megalon cannot leach probe.
  • Megalon's horn shoots LIGHTNING, not green fireballs!
  • How he digs. In canon, he jumps into the air, combines his drills, and dives in. In here, he sinks into the Earth. What.
  • Gigan is not in this.


Total Sins: 28

Mecha King Ghidorah

  • Mecha King Ghidorah does not live on a meteor.
  • Mecha King Ghidorah does not shoot fireballs.


Total Sins: 30

Other Stuff

  • Barely any of the stages take place on Earth.
  • All of the endings are boring and go nowhere interesting. Basically, when the monster beats MKG, they leave. That's it.
  • The research was so bad that it deserves it's own sin.


GRAND TOTAL: 33

SENTENCE: MOTHRA LARVAE GRUBS

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