Why i hate the Kiryu Films

Garfzilla September 30, 2016 User blog:Garfzilla
How it should have been

Come to think of it...

Look, as you see the scientific diagram to your right, The Showa Godzilla is Kiryu's base, and the Millennium Godzilla is bigger than the Showa Godzilla. So, not only was it INCREDIBLY unrealistic, it was also stupid. Yes, Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla wasn't that good, but not bad to the point where i think it shouldn't exist. Godzilla: Tokyo SOS is my least favourite Godzilla film ever. Worse than All Monsters Attack, i find it terrible. Mothra and Mechagodzilla? Honestly, i don't know what i see in that. Maybe AAAAAAAAGH or AAAAAAAAH or GAAAAAHK. And teaming up against Godzilla? UNFAIR! Bring Titanosaurus in on Godzilla's side, and when Mothra and Kiryu defeat Godzilla, he defeats them both! MWAHAHAHAHAHA EVIL.

Okay, let's get serious. I hear that the director also directed Godzilla vs. Megaguirus. I liked Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, but it makes sense, because the humans are all jerks in those three films. Look, it doesn't honour Godzilla's ***-kicking days in the showa series, but makes it worse. These films may be well-written and well-filmed, but everything else was really terrible. I didn't even like the Godzilla or Kiryu design, so i don't feel so good about this, and for now i need to comfort myself witht he film with my favourite Mechagodzilla: Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2.

But, after my least favourite Godzilla film, came GOJIRA: FAINARU WOZU! My favourite! So, i'm happy that the Kiryu Saga-Fest is over. Now comes Godzilla: Resurgence!