Hello. The Cloverfield Monster here. Today, I am going to give to safety tips on how to survive a giant monster attack. OK. Here's what you have to do.
Find out where your monster came from. There could be a varitey of possiblities like:
Coming from space
Or the bowels of a volcano
Maybe summoned by futuristic aliens
Or awakened by an atomic bomb Like Godzilla
Now imagine a monster did attack your city and the goverment ordered an evacuation
Avoid Bridges because you might become easy target for a monster
Avoid thoroughfares or the monster might be there and you'll be blasted by its atomic breath
Absolutley no matter what ALWAYS Avoid trains because the monster might eat them with you in it.
Escape using backstreets or nearby helicopters that haven't took off yet
How to stop the monster
Deploy the army. They might slow down or stop the monster
Commision a giant robot to fight the creature in combat
Summon ancient monster protector to fight the creature
Hope these tips help.
The Cloverfield Monster
P.S. I know I'm a monster too. But before I starred in Cloverfield I used to be a safety instructor.